Ben Affleck

(Drew Latham)

James Gandolfini

(Tom Valco)

Christina Applegate

(Alicia Valco)

Catherine O'Hara

(Christine Valco)

Josh Zuckerman

(Brian Valco)

Bill Macy

(Doo-Dah)

Jennifer Morrison

(Missy Vanglider)

Udo Kier

(Heinrich)

David Selby

(Horace Vanglider)

Stephanie Faracy

(Letitia Vanglider)

Stephen Root

(Dr. Freeman)

Sy Richardson

(Doo-Dah Understudy)